Questions about Mom

A few weeks ago, there was a set of questions circulating the internet about Mom. The idea was for Mom to ask her children the questions and document the answers, without editing.  As much as some of these answers pain me, I did not make any corrections to them. 

 Jacob ~ 7 years old

 1. What is something mom always says to you?   I love you

 
2. What makes mom happy? Whenever I build my own Lego creations out of my own mind.

3. What makes mom sad?   Whenever we do something bad that she thinks will hurt us.

4. How does your mom make you laugh? Whenever she squeezes my lips together and makes me try to talk 

5. What was your mom like as a child?  She pulled out her ear wax.

 6. How old is your mom?   39

7. How tall is your mom?   700 ft

8. What is her favorite thing to do?  Listen to me read

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?   Fart

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?   Being a construction worker and building houses

11. What is your mom really good at?   Finding me when we play Hide-n-Seek

12. What is your mom not very good at? Squirting me with water guns

13. What does your mom do for a job?   Drive a car

14.What is your mom's favorite food?   Beans

15.What makes you proud of your mom?   --

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?  Spider-Man’s girlfriend Mary  

17. What do you and your mom do together?   Go to birthday parties when Joe isn’t looking

18. How are you and your mom the same?   We both like reading.

19. How are you and your mom different?   One likes playing on the iPad; one does not.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?   B/c she always says it at night.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?   When he gets money so that we can go to Toys R Us.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Toys R Us. 

23. How old was your Mom when you were born?  32

Joseph ~ 3 years old

1.  What is something mom always says to you?   No!

2. What makes mom happy? Laughing

3. What makes mom sad?   Not listen

4. How does your mom make you laugh?   By farting

5. What was your mom like as a child?   A fart 
6. How old is your mom?   3

7. How tall is your mom?   Four wires

8. What is her favorite thing to do?   peeing

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?   eat

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?   ---

11. What is your mom really good at?  happy

 12. What is your mom not very good at?  listening

13. What does your mom do for a job?   Pay dad more dollars

14.What is your mom's favorite food?   Beans and pizza

15.What makes you proud of your mom?   Building legos with me

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?   ---

17. What do you and your mom do together?   Cuddle on the couch

18. How are you and your mom the same?   --

19. How are you and your mom different?   --

20. How do you know your mom loves you?   Says sweet baby boy

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?   farting

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?  Go ride in the car

23. How old was your Mom when you were born?  3